At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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