Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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