Yo dont text me then not text me
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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