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Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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