Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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