problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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