You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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