dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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