im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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