Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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