Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
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