K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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