He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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