Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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