Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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