why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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