i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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