Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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