I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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