Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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