So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He felt like a one man threesome
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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