I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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