a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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