She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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