Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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