I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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