I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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