she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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