wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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