only if we run a train.
done.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
