How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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