yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I think i peed on brittanys purse
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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