had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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