Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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