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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.

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(847): View more from Illinois

The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious

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(256): View more from Alabama

Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.

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