Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
her facebook's as public as her vagina
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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