real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Never underestimate the power of titties
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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