Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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