I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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