winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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