Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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