Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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