Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
love makes seman taste better
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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