Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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