I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
