I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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