The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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