Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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