with your own penis?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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