love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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