Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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