Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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