Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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