My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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