...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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